Anonymous: are you stupid? or what?
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When you’re in first place in Mario Kart and shit starts going down behind you:
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I can recall the face but I can’t recall the name…
Now I wonder how Whatsername has been.

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My father used to say, “Don’t raise your voice. Improve your argument.

(Source: locsofpoetry)

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j5h:

euo:

When I was in middle school I would put my Ice cream in a bowl and microwave it until it was hot and eat it like hot soup

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